BTS Pick-up Lines

bangingbangtanboys:

JIN: ur the only girl that I think is almost as pretty as me. Almost.

JIMIN: I may be short but my dick isn’t

V: please love me *looks off into distance* or I’ll ruin u and ur family

JUNGKOOK: *punches girl* WILL U GO OUT WITH ME

JHOPE: RIDE ME LIKE A HORSE

SUGA: *exaggeratedly licks lips* I heard u like swag

RAP MONSTER: u wear sunglasses, I wear sunglasses we’re meant to be

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

(Source: aprilkicsim, via team-nice-dynamitee)

unwinona:

kevinallenblog:

tallestsilver:

seapeny:


metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


fuckin yes.

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

 California: courteous people with mouths of sailors.

"Sweet fucking goddamn infant jesus, you’re amazing and I love you, woman." -California friendship

unwinona:

kevinallenblog:

tallestsilver:

seapeny:


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

fuckin yes.

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

 California: courteous people with mouths of sailors.

"Sweet fucking goddamn infant jesus, you’re amazing and I love you, woman." -California friendship

(Source: nevver, via brightcopperpenny)