whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via nixoncockery)

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

(Source: dangerhamster, via nerdreferences)

Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?

hoseokjung:

i don’t get how ppl’s reasoning for disliking bangtan is ‘they can’t rap they wear makeup’ as if the eyeliner hinders their ability to rap like

sorry can’t rap today i have a lot of eyeshadow on it’s kind of hard

(via dame-dehaan)