moonwalking-alex:

comfortablycurious:

boringanecdotes:

leoparddavinci:

earth-pluto2k14:

ratchet-raccoon:

flaviathebestmarvel:

itstotallygayblog:

daily-asgardian-news:

JUST.FUCKING.WATCH.IT

THIS.IS.FUCKING.AMAZING.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.

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THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE

This video, I like it!

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BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST

NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE

I don’t care what you’re doing, just STOP SCROLLING AND WATCH THIS 

(via daily-asgardian-news)

officialpooemoji asked:

What is your favorite way to eat eggs

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Answer:

dennys:

mouth

ryanthecomputerguy:

Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine

Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*

(via mogarsjones)

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing

Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself

--

Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party

Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea

Romeo: *kisses her anyway*

Juliet: That was dumb of you

--

Romeo: We should get married right now

Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?

Romeo: Like tomorrow?

Juliet: Sure, fine.

--

Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.

Romeo: Right.

Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

--

Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.

Romeo: *immediately kills himself*

Juliet: For fucks sake.

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

(via remylcboo)

spicyshimmy:

all you need to know about the star trek fandom is that one time i made a joke post about butt dialing on command consoles on starfleet spaceships cause jim kirk likes to sit on everything that isn’t a chair and it generated a massive reblog chain with folks seriously discussing the future technology of command consoles and outlining the scientific developments necessary to prevent butt dialing from happening

(via remylcboo)

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

(via buckyybarnhes)