my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

(via nixoncockery)


Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

(Source: dangerhamster, via nerdreferences)

Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?


i don’t get how ppl’s reasoning for disliking bangtan is ‘they can’t rap they wear makeup’ as if the eyeliner hinders their ability to rap like

sorry can’t rap today i have a lot of eyeshadow on it’s kind of hard

(via dame-dehaan)